About retired urologist

retired urologist is old enough to know better, young enough to hope that a ninja brain finds a way to extend my life, and dumb enough to be OK either way.

The long version is in Chasing a Light Beam.

retired urologist graduated from Duke, but he lives in Louisiana. He’s a Blue Devil during basketball season, and a Tiger during football season, thereby doubling his chances for a national championship.

retired urologist has had three wives who, as Lewis Grizzard said, are collectively referred to as “the plaintiff”.

retired urologist’s favorite personal encounter: an Italian professor told me, “I never learn anything. I teach.”

retired urologist’s advice to Yankee carpetbaggers visiting the South:  If you hear a Southerner exclaim, “Hey, y’all, watch this!” stay out of his way. These are likely either the last words he will ever say or, worse still, the last that you will ever hear. –source unknown

Check back from time to time; retired urologist learns something every day. I write it down so I won’t forget.