About retired urologist
retired urologist is old enough to know better, young enough to hope that a ninja brain finds a way to extend my life, and dumb enough to be OK either way.
The long version is in Chasing a Light Beam.
retired urologist graduated from Duke, but he lives in Louisiana. He’s a Blue Devil during basketball season, and a Tiger during football season, thereby doubling his chances for a national championship.
retired urologist has had three wives who, as Lewis Grizzard said, are collectively referred to as “the plaintiff”.
retired urologist’s favorite personal encounter: an Italian professor told me, “I never learn anything. I teach.”
retired urologist’s advice to Yankee carpetbaggers visiting the South: If you hear a Southerner exclaim, “Hey, y’all, watch this!” stay out of his way. These are likely either the last words he will ever say or, worse still, the last that you will ever hear. –source unknown
Check back from time to time; retired urologist learns something every day. I write it down so I won’t forget.



The director of the Sexual Medicine Center leaves penile implants behind
Did you get a traveler?
Richard Silliker
March 11, 2010
Huh?
retired urologist
March 12, 2010
Its a joke.
When I played old-timers hockey, beer was available in the room after the game. If someone left early they were offered a traveller, a beer to take with them, while they drove home.
The reference is to penile implants, Did you get one to go?
Richard Silliker
March 12, 2010
Richard,
That’s funny! I’ve never heard that term. I didn’t get one to go, but I made certain that I imparted the best of my knowledge to another surgeon here in my town for that day in my future. As they say, “talk to the man who owns one.”
retired urologist
March 12, 2010
I am happy you found it funny
Richard Silliker
March 12, 2010